All right it’s time for a big announcement here at Celebrity Pass. You may have noticed that we have a few fake nude celebrity pictures here. Oh who am I kidding? We have a LOT of them. We have enough fake pictures of nude celebrities that you could drown in them (and what a way to go). So we’re going to do something special with them. We’re going to have ourselves a little contest. Have you ever wondered who the hottest celebrity is? We’re going to find out. We’re going to count down the 50 hottest celebrity women starting at 50 and going all the way down to the lovely lady who is number one. So who will it be? Will it be Megan Fox? Or Christina Aguilera? Or maybe even Jessica Biel? The answer is…no! So read on to find out why…
But before we do, here’s how things are going to work. Starting tomorrow we are going to start counting down the 50 hottest celebrities in the world and highlighting them with the very finest in fake nude pictures. We’re going to be doing this until we get to number one and we’re going to be doing it on Monday through Friday. That means on weekends we’re still going to have the Fakes of the Week. But it also means that our other regular features are taking a bit of a break. That means for the next few weeks there will be no Celebrities Illustrated or Celebrity Spotlight and it also means that we’re taking a bit of a break from The O’Really Report which is just as well because the updates guy just got his restraining order against him renewed.
And here are the rules…we’ve been paneling our smartest and wisest perverts out there to determine who are the 50 hottest in the world. And we’re going to count them down. But there aren’t going to be any girls here under 18. So sorry guys, that certain teen star you love who isn’t legal yet won’t be here. You’re going to have to wait a while longer for that. And we’re only counting down 50. Sure we could have done 100 but if we had we’d be here forever. And that means we’re going to have some big time snubs. So when you see our fake here of Megan Fox nude know that she didn’t make the cut. And she’s not alone. There are some high profile Hollywood babes who couldn’t crack the top 50 and we’re going to talk about them today.
Like seeing Christina Aguilera nude? Then check out her fakes here today because she wasn’t in the top 50. What about legends like Reese Witherspoon? An Oscar winner and a MILF? But she still couldn’t make it. Just like hot newcomers like Anna Kendrick. But fortunately we still have fakes to show of them here as they make our honorable mention along with women like Jessica Biel. Can you believe more people didn’t want to see Jessica Biel naked? Well they didn’t. And they weren’t interested in more Kristen Stewart fake nude pictures either. Or in seeing beautiful pictures of Avril Lavigne fake nudes. Plus other hotties ranging from Christina Hendricks to Stacy Keibler to Kerry Washington to Shakira couldn’t make the list either.
But you know what that means? It means that the women who are ranked as our top 50 babes aren’t just going to be hot. They’re going to be extraordinary. So come back tomorrow because we’re going to start it off and you’re going to love who we start it off with!