O’Really doesn’t typically “do” politics. Of course he typically doesn’t do weekends either and yet here we are. So let’s go with this because an intriguing development has been thrown into the political race this week and O’Really is very interested because it means he has a chance to show off fake nude celebrity pictures. So whether your dream political babe is Ivanka Trump or Rachel Maddow we can all agree that we love naked celebrities and that’s why it’s very good politics for O’Really to come to you today with these Rosario Dawson fake nude pictures to make America slutty again!
O’Really has to admit he was very interested this week when he heard that the rumors are true. The Cory Booker/Rosario Dawson relationship is a go and Rosario claimed this week that they are very much in love. This has been reported for months now but apparently now they’re making it official which is big things because Cory is the junior senator from New Jersey and also one of the many, many, MANY Democratic candidates running for President in 2020. And this is surprising to O’Really for several reasons because first off people had been thinking that maybe there was more to Cory’s bachelorhood than meets the eye (not that there’s anything wrong with that) and in 2016 Rosario along with the likes of Susan Sarandon, Shailene Woodley and Sarah Silverman were defiantly supporting Bernie Sanders who is running again and also happens to have a lot of different views of Wall Street than Cory Booker.
But hey, who is O’Really to argue with a couple in love and he is not here to analyze politics. There’s a ton of other people way less qualified than O’Really already doing that. But no matter if you’re far left, far right or somewhere in the middle, O’Really thinks everyone can agree that it is great to be able to dream of Rosario Dawson naked and that’s just what you can do thanks to all of these fake nude pictures of her.
So there is indeed a possibility if everything goes Senator Booker’s way that Rosario could even be first lady. And wouldn’t that be a big deal. It’s really hard to think about fake nude pictures of the first lady but O’Really is willing to do it for the good of the country when he has fakes this good. And just think of the scandal these fakes of Rosario sucking and fucking and even getting coated in cum along with Jessica Alba could cause. This is a great reason to focus on politics because as long as he can think about Rosario Dawson nude O’Really is all about the upcoming primaries!