O’Really doesn’t usually get much of an interest going in the big streaming wars to come. He doesn’t care if a show is on Amazon or Hulu or Netflix. He just cares that he’s stolen someone’s password to be able to watch all of the stuff. But now Apple appears ready to change the game and O’Really is very interested because they have all the hottest babes ready to roll out in their new shows and what they need is clearly a little help from a professional like O’Really and all the fake nude pictures he has of women like Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Garner and more!
Now this past week Apple unveiled its programming slate for its new streaming services that are supposed to hit this year. Usually O’Really isn’t going to be one of those people who bow down to the cult of Apple because whatever they create is usually overpriced and doesn’t work right until they do like seven updates. But the new Apple TV is very interesting because it seems like everyone is involved from Steven Spielberg to Bill Murray to the dude who played Aquaman. But what O’Really really cares about aren’t those names, but really all the hot babes in the shows.
You see Apple has a new show that has Reese Witherspoon AND Jennifer Aniston in it. How about a new show with Jennifer Garner? You can see that but you’d better have an iSomething kind of device to see it on. And then there’s Brie Larson taking that sweet Captain Marvel success and turning it into her own damn show. And you know O’Really aint really much for poetry but a show about Emily Dickenson starring Hailee Steinfeld is going to turn him into an English major in no time. But since these shows have the stars, what about the sex? That’s where O’Really can come in because he is the man with the plan.
You see Apple is usually about getting as much money out of you as possible and that means being family friendly. But who needs that when you can be wild and crazy instead. Check out all of these fake nude celebrity pictures for just what these shows need. O’Really knows for Apple TV to be as success there has to be naked celebrities and lots of them. People were interested in the new lineup for the service before but after O’Really and his fakes are out there who could possibly want to watch anything else?