O’Really didn’t mean to interrupt the countdown again. Seriously. He meant it. He was going to let the Celeb Hot 50 countdown continue along its merry way. But there is just simply too much red hot celebrity news for him to respond to. And that big red alarm over his desk went wild over the weekend. No not the one for when Kim Kardashian or one of her sisters does something scandalous. The OTHER alarm. The JLo alarm for whenever there’s big news about the icon with the big booty. And that’s why O’Really is here today with the very sexiest Jennifer Lopez fake nude pictures he has!
Now O’Really was originally going to write all about the Jennifer Lopez engagement news. Yes the JLo/ARod relationship got taken to the next level this weekend when he proposed and she said yes. And O’Really was going to be all about saying mazel tov to the happy couple and seeing if he could score an invite to the JLo wedding. But then late Sunday night the Jose Canseco news wrecked everything. Remember Jose? He did a lot of steroids and a fly ball smacked him on the head once. But he gave an O’Really style twist to everything!
Last night Jose got onto his social media and started accusing ARod of cheating! Yes there was a huge collective gasp over the allegations because Jose saw JLo texting ARod on her World of Dance show and said that she didn’t know ARod was sleeping with Jose’s ex-wife. It was such a scandal and one that is totally believable. Jose has even said he would take a lie detector test and fight ARod in celebrity boxing so O’Really is grabbing the popcorn to sit in and watch and making sure everyone has an even better show thanks to all of these fake pictures that get Jennifer Lopez nude.
So everything is a big scandal and O’Really had to respond by making sure everyone could get a gander at JLo’s ass in these fake nude pictures. It’s just what he does. After all this would be JLo’s third marriage and ARod is quite the man whore as he was married and then went out with Madonna and Cameron Diaz and Kate Hudson and new WWE Hall of Famer Torrie Wilson. Of course that’s nothing compared to ARod’s rival Derek Jeter who married Hannah Davis only after going through an all-star team of celebs like Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Minka Kelly and lots more. So there’s just so much going on and O’Really is on top of it with lots of fakes of naked celebrities and lots of chances for you to fantasize about what Jose Canseco clearly wants with lots of fakes getting Jennifer Lopez naked!