One might consider this Sunday to be the calm before the storm because next Sunday we are chock full of NFL action as Week 1 begins. Today perhaps everyone is just looking to breathe after Saturday’s college season began yesterday and what better way to chill and enjoy yourselves than checking out the very best fake nude celebrity pictures of the entire week? That’s what we’re doing today as we present the Fakes of the Week’s top five for the week. We’re showing off our best today and with women like Emma Stone and Emma Watson clamoring for that top spot, you know it will be an epic fight to the finish!
It’s certainly been a very fun week that has just passed given all of the daily updates that have left us with hundreds of fake pictures of naked celebrities being added to the thousands already in the collection. Then we cut that list of hundreds down to a lean 40 contenders or so and after that it was time to make it a list of the 10 best. That’s what we started yesterday and that’s what we’re finishing today with the very best displays of fake nude celebrities in all sorts of provocative and explicit poses. Yesterday things kicked off on the countdown with just that kind of explicit delay with a wonderfully subtle and carnal display of Mila Kunis in a fake where she is wearing just the barest of lingerie and her ass is in the air and her face has an expression that just seems to declare “Come and get it boy.” Then we got even dirtier when we had a fake of Taylor Swift nude taking cock in her mouth and another from behind, allowing people to enjoy the dirty fantasy of her being spit roasted by two huge cocks. That fake was perfectly connected with the next one too as we were treated by pop dynamo and headline grabber Ariana Grande nude in a fake where she too was handling two horny men eager to fuck her and looking like she was enjoying every second of it. Then it was time for a wonderful fake display of naked celebrity skin as we had sexy geek goddess, and gorgeous MILF, Summer Glau nude in a fantast display of how good she would look posing in the buff and naughtily revealing just where all of her piercings are. Then it was time for us to close off the first half of the week by getting back to nature and showing off an open air and under the sun fake of Vanessa Hudgens nude where she is outside and naked and looking like she wants to become an eager and happy nudist because of how good it feels to have that warm sun on her bare skin. It was quite a display and we could have even made all of those fakes our top five but believe it or not we can do even better and that’s what we’re going to do with all of these fakes here today in our top five marching towards number one.
5) Bryce Dallas Howard. And this fake shows off just how little is being held back in the top five of the countdown because this fake is messy and slutty and explicit and definitely one of the very best we have seen this week. In fact, this fake ended up being the most sexually explicit fake we had this entire week. We have a number of places to go in the countdown but of all the fakes we had this week this one was the most in our face in terms of how down and dirty it got. And the reason this fake is such a success is that as dirty as it gets it still makes it seem like Bryce is having the time of her life forgetting all about her husband and her family and instead going wild like a hedonist who is eager to be absolutely soaked in cum. Because this is not just Bryce being a slut in this totally fake and 100% not real image. This is her being a cum slut and it looks like she is reveling in it, reacting with such a huge smile and such utter joy at the feel of all of that cum being sprayed in her face. This is the kind of fake that so wonderfully fills up the Celeb Facial category and here is stands on its own as one of the very best for this week. Bryce is a great choice too because while she is so famous for the Jurassic World movies, for being Ron Howard’s daughter and for being an excellent actress (as well as a smoking hot redhead) she is almost underrated as a beauty and we are happy to have this kind of fake that makes her look like she is having so much fun not being a good girl and instead doing the kinds of things you usually only see women do in porno movies. In this fake, Bryce is not acting like she does in real life where, by all accounts, she has a nice, quiet home life with her family. She has never had any kind of scandal and while she has not been shy about taking her clothes off if the part calls for it, she is also not the kind of woman who flaunts her body for the sake of fame. So that makes this an unexpected kind of fake, one that gets us the fantasy of Bryce Dallas Howard naked and eagerly and joyfully taking on all of those men at the same time until they coat her with jizz. We may not quite get a great fantasy view of Bryce Dallas Howard nude here but we don’t need it because the fake itself is so good and so dirty and so much fun. Our only complaint? We can see the artist’s icon in the upper right but we’d love to better be able to read the name.
4) Kaley Cuoco. And now we’re going to get weird. That Bryce Dallas Howard fake nude picture might have been the most explicit one we’re going to get this week but these fakes are the most creative and wildest we will see because they take the scandal happy coverage of today’s celebrity media and they put it on wild and weird display with fake covers of the National Enquirer making Kaley into quite the scandal queen. Of course these are fakes and don’t think for a second that they are anything but fakes but these are also fakes that look just enough like the real thing where you’re surely going to do a double take and think, “Wait a minute, is that real?” We can assure you that it is not real but for fans of The Big Bang Theory and for fans of Kaley’s amazing body, we think this is a fantasy that they would be happy to indulge in and pretend that something like this could actually be real. These fakes here locked together in a tie do not “show” the explicit action they promise but they sure do imply it and we are totally on board with the fantasy here (even if we do instinctually feel badly for Kaley since she is so humiliated and exposed…though remember this is just a fantasy). There has been a lot more coverage than you would expect lately of publications like The National Enquirer and why certain things are printed and why other things stay quiet. We won’t get into the reasons here but let’s just say money and political power have a lot to do with it. But we will note that if something like this ever were to happen and there was a scandal centered around Kaley Cuoco nude we would be seeing scandalous covers like this one. Sure there would be a degree of nudity that would not appear on the cover but they would sure play up the scandal like they do here and the covers are more than credible enough for us to enjoy the fantasy (we even like the little Melissa Rauch cameo here to remind us how sexy she is in real life too and the other cameo here by Angelina Jolie also give us a sense of the other news going on even though…well, let’s just not touch the political part of this). These covers are fun and a little evil and mean but we can totally go along with it because these two fakes (which are part of a bigger series you can see in Kaley’s category) do such a great job of letting us imagine Kaley Cuoco naked and craving huge cocks. That’s a fun fantasy and one we can happily enjoy. So let’s just revel in it and enjoy with its rightful place on the countdown even though sadly we do not know which artist to credit for these fakes.
3) Emma Watson. Fortunately we do know which artist to credit for our second and final tie of the week because when it comes to Emma Watson fake nude pictures, rest assured there are few artists who can do it quite like Tatoo Hearts. While we have seen this artist use other celebrities for their wonderfully naughty and yet totally natural seeming and realistic kind of fakes, there is something that just draws this artist back time and again toward getting Emma Watson naked. And we can totally understand why because, as we have said before, not only is Emma a woman of wonderful beauty, grace and intelligence, there is a sense of mystery around her. She doesn’t make big, public spectacles over who she is dating and she doesn’t share intimate details of her life. She would much rather talk to us about her advocacy for women on a global level than who she is dating and what kind of designer she is wearing. Not only do we respect that immensely but it also leaves us wanting more. By holding so much of herself back in real life and keeping her private life private we are left looking at fakes like these and thinking about how much we wish they were the real things and that Emma was letting us see these kinds of glimpses into her personal and sexual life. Tatoo Hearts is an artist that excels at getting Emma Watson nude because he is someone who has a style that very much feels intimate and realistic, like we are looking at someone who feels she is in a safe and sexual place and can let go of her inhibitions and her fears and just indulge in the desires she does have inside herself. After all, Emma is a woman. She wants to be sexual. She just doesn’t want us perverted strangers to see it. So that’s why we celebrate so many of Tatoo Hearts’ fakes because they give us what we want but cannot have. They give us this naughty, intimate view and we get it twice this week in these two incredible fakes, both of which seem to show off erotic moments and private moments for Emma as if we are seeing them with our own eyes. Whether it is the fantasy of Emma Watson nude in the bathtub outdoors, like she is enjoying rustic life and is having fun being a little naughty in public or the more sensual and erotic one of Emma seemingly at her most seductive, bending over in her dress in front of a handsome and likely very powerful man so he can see her ass and know she will be his if he takes her, these are outstanding fakes and they show off just why Tatoo Hearts is one of the very best artists on the entire site.
2) Emma Stone. And speaking of the very best artists on this site, you know that when it comes to the elite level of artists whose work always seems to end up in a prominent place on the countdown, there are few who can equal The Real Schrambo. This is an artist who excels at giving us the poses of our favorite celebrities naked and making it seem like these are the images coming straight out of our own fantasies into the computer screen. The fake images that Schrambo does on this site are rarely meant to look realistic or like something we might witness with our own eyes. Rather they really lean into the dream aspect of our fantasies. It’s like this fake is a product of our own erotic daydreams as we spend our time bored and unsatisfied and can’t help but daydream about how much we would love to see Emma Stone naked. When you do that kind of daydream you likely are thinking about how much you’d love to see her in bed and how much you’d love to see her in the shower but how about amidst the flowers, How about this lovely Oscar winning celebrity lying back in nature without a bit on her body and looking so beautiful and seductive? That’s what you get with these fake right here and that’s what you can indulge in as you dream about Emma naked and being able to have her all to your own. The kind of sexy celebrity dreams we often have are portrayed so well by The Real Schrambo and he is at the top of his game here, making it seem like Emma could be our dream girl as she lies back with a sexy look on her face and her amazing body on full display. The scene is a beautiful one and her beauty makes it even more beautiful. Our senses can and will be overwhelmed by such a gorgeous sight and when it comes to getting Emma Stone nude here, Schrambo does it flawlessly, making it seem just like her even though we know this is not really her. It shows just how much work Schrambo puts into crafting these images, taking the time to get it right and make sure that Emma actually looks like herself here. Schrambo is a true craftsman in his art and we can’t get enough of it but this fake still falls just a little bit short of being number one this week as it was just edged out by a fake of..
1) Victoria Justice. Oh yes, this was a fake that could not be beat this week for even though the artist fails to identify themselves (which is a real shame) this was a fake that stood out over all other contenders whether or not it was signed. This fake not only gives us the delightful image of Victoria Justice nude but it does it in a very clever way that actually builds a whole story around it. And it ends up being a nice coincidence too because as you likely know this is Labor Day weekend in the USA and Labor Day weekend was the time when a number of years ago a number of high profile celebrities had their intimate photos revealed to the world in a massive leak. We’re talking about women like Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence and Hayden Panettiere and, of course, Victoria Justice naked. We saw the sides of them they try to hide from the public and people ended up going to jail for it so this is nothing to mess around with. But with all of that being said, having seen Victoria Justice nude pictures, this fake hits home because we can look at this and imagine her doing it again but in a very different way. Instead of posting pictures of herself topless with her face in view or with clearly identifying marks or clothing items on display too (which is how we knew it was really Victoria in her photos even though she tried to deny it at first) Victoria has sent nude Polaroids in this fantasy that can’t be duplicated and done it so it could be assembled like it was a puzzle. And this is a puzzle we would gladly spend hours assembling because the end result is Victoria Justice naked in a very unusual and clever way. And the story doesn’t end there either in this fake image because Victoria seems to also have sent a note to whomever she is sending this to. It seems, in this story, that Victoria is sending these pictures as “look what you’ll be missing” message to a recent ex who seems to have dumped her for another girl. Now what kind of fool would do that? We sure don’t know but it’s obviously someone who didn’t know how good he had it when he had Victoria. This might be an anonymous fake without an artist for us to congratulate but it is also clearly the very best of this week and we are happy to reveal this mystery puzzle for all to see!