O’Really wasn’t supposed to work today but he was dragged into it because we have honest to goodness breaking news that has to be addressed. And no it’s not that Stormy Daniels was actually having an affair with Ivanka Trump or anything (though that would be so, so cool for O’Really to talk about). No this is about peace in our time as at last the war appears to be over and everyone has come together. No we’re not talking about North Korea and South Korea. We’re talking about the end of the Katy Perry/Taylor Swift feud and that is peace O’Really wants to celebrate especially because he has fake nude celebrity pictures to show!
This is big time news because Katy and Taylor have been fighting for what seems like forever and the media has made a big deal out of every song that might be a diss and every gesture that might be shade and all of that. But this whole time O’Really has hoped that the two of them would kiss and make up and end their feud the best way with passionate lesbian celebrity sex. Now that may not actually have happened but it does appear some form of détente has been reached in this endless feud.
Taylor Swift’s Reputation tour opened last night and she even did a performance to kick it off with Chari XCX and Camila Cabello which is the kind of threesome O’Really loves to dream about. But what was important wasn’t the performance but that Katy literally sent Taylor an olive branch and a note to an “old friend.” And O’Really is so happy because this feud had been tearing hot girls apart with Selena Gomez on Team Taylor and Demi Lovato on Team Katy and Rihanna pulling for Katy and Taylor having her “girl squad.” It was quite a mess.
But now war is over and peace runs free in the land. O’Really is ecstatic especially because it means he can show off fake pictures of Taylor Swift nude and imagine just what it is that Katy is going to do to her to really make up for all the feuding. And it’s also a great chance for O’Really to get Katy Perry nude with his fakes of her to really bring peace to the land. Because feuding and fussing is much less fun than sexy celebrities kissing and making up and that’s what the big news demands O’Really do with all of his fakes of Taylor Swift naked and Katy Perry naked right beside her!