Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.
It’s Scarlett again. I haven’t written in a few days because frankly I’ve been too pissed off to say much of anything. I heard a rumor that Ryan was dating Charlize Theron and I was so fucking mad about it. I know we’re divorced now and I shouldn’t be jealous but I couldn’t help it. I mean what does that bitch have that I don’t have? An Oscar? Big fucking deal! I’ve got way bigger tits and an ass that’s as spankable as it is fuckable. She’s nothing compared to me. So I decided to go out and get myself some hot revenge against Ryan!
I didn’t want him roaming around town with his little Oscar winning whore and not thinking I was going to notice. I wanted to make sure he knew that I knew and that I totally didn’t care by making sure he knew just how much fun I was having without him. I wanted him to know that I didn’t need his ass around and that I was giving lucky guys all the treats he was never able to get from me.
Just thinking about all the hot, nasty sex I was going to have to show Ryan I was absolutely positively over him had my pussy soaking fucking wet. I even had to fuck myself before I went out so I wasn’t dripping wet to start out. I used my favorite vibrator right against my wet cunt until I had coated it in my juicy cum. It took the edge off just enough that I could get myself dressed and ready to go out and be a nasty girl but left me plenty horny to go and get some fun for myself!
I was going to make sure that not only did I know that I was being the whore that Ryan always wanted to be but that he knew it too. So I made sure and collect mementos of everything I did. And the first thing I did was check in on my neighbor Steve. He’s always had a thing for me and I can’t say I blame him. Look at me? Who wouldn’t want these big tits and the chance to fuck a celebrity? Steve’s a cute guy but I had never given it up to him…until today. And not only did I give him the pussy he had been craving, I gave him my ass too!
I had never given up my ass to Ryan when we were married but I went and gave it up to my neighbor whom I barely knew. But I just wanted to make sure Ryan saw how I didn’t need him anymore. I wanted him to have fun with his new girlfriend while I was getting my ass fucked by hot men. I made sure his cock was nice and wet with my pussy after he fucked me there and then I had him lick me out nice and deep. I love having my asshole licked and he was so good at it that I was begging him to shove that meat up my ass in no time!
Ryan always wanted to fuck my ass so I made sure that Steve took a photo of me with my cell phone of him shoving that cock into my ass while he showed off how my pussy was gaping from that fat cock filling me. I wanted him to see how good I was getting it from another guy and that I didn’t need his limp dick any more. Let Charlize deal with that!
Now diary, I would only tell this to you but Ryan, Mr. Sexiest Man Alive, was always insecure about the size of his cock. He always would get jealous over the size of other guy’s cocks and I knew that would be the perfect way to drive him crazy. So along with the pictures I sent him of Steve’s thick meat stuffing my ass, I made sure to send him even more that would make him wild with jealousy. And I knew just who to get to do it. Ryan never liked my personal trainer Marcus but I’ve always liked him and now I like him even more.
He and I hooked up a few times after the divorce but this time I made it special. After I said my sexy goodbyes with Steve I went right over to Marcus. I was still a little sore after Steve had fucked me raw but I wasn’t there to give up my pussy or ass to Marcus and his big, black cock. I only needed to give him my mouth and I knew that Marcus was going to love it.
Of course he did. Marcus knows that Scarlett Johansson blow jobs are as good as it gets and he loved feeling my big lips around that monster cock of his. He’s so thick and long and it feels perfect in my mouth…way better than Ryan’s used to. Marcus knows how to fuck a woman’s mouth too. He knows I love his meat and he gives me all the inches I can handle. And when Marcus pulled out of my mouth to shoot that load all over my face I made sure he used my phone to snap the photo as I sucked that cum covered head back into my mouth so Ryan could see me sucking a huge cock and my face coated with cum.
That was fun…but I needed more. Ryan probably thought he had won our divorce by going out Charlize, but guys are lining up to fuck me. And I wanted to prove that to him. I want Ryan to see that I could get a bunch of guys to do me whenever I wanted. I didn’t have time to go and make a fancy production out of it so I went quick and easy. I put an ad on Craig’s List to say I wanted a gangbang and the first four responses of hot guys with pictures would be in.
Of course when I put the ad in I didn’t mention it was me. Not only would I have gotten 10,000 responses most wouldn’t have even believed it was me. It was better to surprise the guys and they were so fucking surprised. I swear I saw jaws drop to the floor when I walked out naked and they saw who I was. We had all met at a motel room and they were so shocked to see my naked movie star body that I had to snap them out of it by demanding they drop their pants and whip their cocks out for me to play with.
Luckily the sight of my huge tits and shaved pussy were enough to snap them to attention (literally and figuratively) and we had quite the bang! Mmmmmm I sucked all four of those big dicks and got on my back so they could all take turns with me. I had one in my mouth and another in my cunt and another in my ass and another in between my tits. Then I made them switch after I came so the guy between my tits took my pussy, the guy in my pussy took my ass, the guy who had been in my mouth slid that dick between my tits and I slurped away at the cock that had just been up my ass.
We kept switching back and forth so I had all four of those cocks in each of my horny holes and between my big titties. I came and came and came. It was so fucking fantastic! They were all so good that I let all of them jack off onto my face to give me a cum bath as long as one of them took the picture to send to Ryan.
Now that was a fuckload of fun, but even though I was getting really tired I also don’t think Ryan had suffered enough. Now one thing he had always wanted (besides my ass) was to see me hook up with another girl. I never did that with him though. It’s not as though I don’t love pussy…believe me diary, you know I do…I’ve told you all about how horny I get for nasty girls like Natalie Portman and Penelope Cruz and Eva Mendes and how much I loved snacking on their cunts when we were filming together…but Ryan never knew that and we got divorced before I could give him a surprise threesome.
Oh well that was his loss and now it’s my gain because I got two of my hottest sluttiest friends over for some fun and I made sure to take a picture of the three of us totally naked with huge smiles on our faces from how well we had just fucked each other. Mmmmm it was pussy heaven for sure when I had
Kristen Bell and Blake Lively over.
I can never get enough of those bitches and they can never get enough of me. I love Blake’s big tits and Kristen’s ass is to die for. Mmmmm I buried my tongue right up that juicy rear end of hers and rimmed Kristen out while she licked up Blake’s pussy. And then I kissed Kristen and tasted Blake’s juices while that slut tasted her own ass. It was so fucking hot and that was just the beginning. I rode Blake’s face and then got into a 69 with her while Kristen got her strap on out and proceeded to fuck us both. Oooooh once Kristen pulled out of Blake’s gooey, cummy pussy I demanded she shove that thing right up my ass so she could also fuck what Ryan never got!
Mmmmmmm revenge is sweet, especially when there’s sex involved. I hope Ryan loved the pictures I sent and part of me hopes he learns his lesson, but another part of me hopes he doesn’t so I can do it all again.