Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.
Hey sweetie. It’s me Christina Aguilera. I’ve just been so bored lately. I’ve been reading my past few entries in you and God, I’m bored just reading them so I can’t imagine how boring it’s been for you to hear about nothing going on. What’s wrong with me? I used to be the hottest slut alive? I used to have orgies like every fucking night. The only time I wasn’t sucking cock was when I was licking pussy! What the fuck happened to me? Well diary, the good news is that I finally decided to do something about it and get back to my fun loving ways.
Ever since The Voice wrapped for the season I’ve been dying to get out and do something wild. I had to be on my best behavior during the show because my publicist and my manager were worried I was getting too much of a wild girl reputation and they didn’t want any scandals. I knew they were right and I hated to admit it. I had been drinking a little too much and fucking a little too much so I had to cool it a touch. And it was sooooo hard when all I wanted to do was totally fuck those cute boys and slutty girls on the show with me. I would have been a real mentor to them when it came to fucking…not singing. I was even dreaming about getting a gangbang going from the other judges. I would have loved to feel Blake and Adam and even Cee-Lo fucking me. That would have been so wild.
Fortunately now the show is over so I can finally do something and not be some boring lump anymore. I can go out and have fun and when I do that I know there’s no one who’s more fun than my number one bitch Britney Spears. All these years people assumed we waited each other and me and Brit definitely stoked those rumors just to fuck with people but secretly we’ve been fucking each other since we were teenagers. We were each other’s first girls and I know Brit loves licking my pussy as much as I love tasting hers.
I had Britney come on over and she was so amped up for it too! She couldn’t wait to get that sexy ass of hers over here. Turns out she was pretty damn bored too and she brought along something that we both needed…two fucking hot studs! One for each of us! Mmmmm Britney was such a good friend to bring over just what I wanted. I love fucking that slut and the only thing better than a hot whore like Britney is some guys to join in the fun with us.
It didn’t take long for the fun to really start. Mmmmmm me and Britney rode those huge cocks like we were porn stars. I loved seeing her big titties bounce as she rode her guy and I knew she was getting off on seeing my round tits shake too, especially with my pierced nipples looking so hot when I’m getting fucked. Britney began slurping on my big tits and working a finger into my cunt as I was getting fucked and I did the same to her. I love biting on Britney’s fat nipples and she always makes these sexy little squealing noises when I do it that always get my pussy juicing.
We made out as we fucked those guys, bouncing up and down on their poles and squeezing our tight superstar cunts around those big yummy dicks. Mmmmm and talk about yummy, me and Brit let them cum inside us and fill us with gooey, sticky jizz. But it wasn’t going to stay in there for long. Me and Brit love to do this when we have guys over and she and me got right into a 69 so we could put on a dirty dyke show for those guys and lap at each other’s pussies. Mmmmm we licked up all of each other’s yummy cunts and tasted that cum inside them. There’s nothing I like more than lapping up a hot load of jizz from another girl’s cunt, especially if it’s Britney’s.
She and I feasted on each other’s pussies and lapped up every bit of that cum. And then you’d better believe that we did it again by letting those guys fuck our asses. I love getting fucked up the butt! It’s always so intense to feel a stiff, thick dick shoved right up my tight ass. I can get off just from the penetration of it and as Britney and her boytoy watched us, I rode my guy and took that big meaty prick of his right up my tight butt.
You’d better believe I wasn’t bored after that. I had so much fun getting my tight ass stuffed. It had been way too long since I had gotten fucked back there and Britney kept cheering me on, telling me how hot I looked riding that cock in my ass and my big titties bouncing. I must have come two or three times riding that dick. There’s just something about taking it up the ass that sets me off and I was really feeling nasty after that. So I finally pulled off and bent down on my knees in front of him to suck his cock into my mouth. I loved tasting my own ass all over that cock and how I could feel my own slutty asshole gape as I did it. Feeling that just made me suck on it harder and soon I had a tummy full of cum for my efforts.
Britney said she had another surprise for me but first we had to get the guys hard again. That wasn’t a problem. Even though they’d already come twice, with a couple of experienced sexy sluts like me and Britney there we had no trouble getting them hard. We went and put on a nasty lez show for them as Britney lapped at my raw, well fucked asshole and I buried my face in her yummy shaved cunt. We love licking each other and it showed and we fucked each other into a slutty, sweaty mess as the boys watched and fisted their cocks until they got hard again. And that was when Britney said she wanted to see both of them fuck me at once!
I tell you diary, Britney is SUCH a good friend! She knows just what I needed. After being forced to be a good girl for the good of the show I was fucking starving for a double dicking! I needed to feel those cocks inside me at the same time and with my ass still gaping from the last fucking I let the other guy go there first. When he pushed right into my sensitive, raw ass I nearly immediately came. It was so fucking hot but my ass could barely take it. I guess I was a little out of practice but the first guy had fucked my ass so good that I couldn’t handle another dicking there.
Luckily my pussy is even hotter than my ass and he got to sink his cock right back into my pink, wet cunt and stuff me like the slut I am while I slurped on the other guy’s meat with my hungry mouth. I loved tasting myself and Britney’s cum all over that big cock and we had so much fun there on the couch with me feeling one cock in my pussy and another going right down my throat.
I was able to coax one last orgasm out of the boys as the one pulled out of my pussy and shot all over it, soaking my furry little bush and dripping down over my well fucked labia. Mmmmm and the other guy shot his load all over my face. I fucking love feeling cum on my face. I love feeling it drip down my chin and run down my neck and even get on my titties. It makes me feel like such a slut and the best part was when Britney dragged her tongue all over my face and licked it up and then snowballed that jizz right into my mouth. Mmmmm we’re such a couple of sluts but it feels so fucking good that we don’t care.
It was so good to have some nasty fun again. Being a good girl can be profitable but it can also be as boring as hell. Unfortunately Britney had to go back home after that and she took the boy toys with her. I was still feeling kind of bored but fortunately a solution was hand.
I called over my trusty bodyguard Ronnie to watch over me and he did…all night long and in the very best possible way. Diary, you know how crazy I am for black cock. It’s the only thing I love more than white boy cock and Latino cock. Mmmm Ronnie does such a good job guarding my body with that thick weapon of his but I’m going to need some sleep after the world class fucking he gave me.
I’ll make sure and tell you all about Ronnie next time and how he said he’s going to bring over his buddies to give me the black cock gangbang I’ve totally been fantasizing about. You know I can’t wait for that!!!
Dirrty as always.