Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and bears no resemblance to any actual people. It is not meant to be taken as a real diary entry.
What’s up bitch? It’s your fucking whore of a BFF Megan Fox here to tell you some of the filthy things I’ve been up to. I know I’ve been a cunt and haven’t written you in two weeks, but what can I say, I’ve been busy acting like a whore and being proud of it! After all, if those Transformers assholes think they can kick Megan Fox to the curb and not get some fucking blowback, then they don’t know who they’re fucking with. They’re messing with the wrong bitch!
Of course revenge is a dish best served cold and right now I want things to be red fucking hot. So that means getting me some sex and waiting a little bit longer for some payback! Shia and his big mouth are gonna get theirs for blabbing about how we fucked while we shot the first movie. And Michael Asshole Cocksucker Douchebag Bay (that’s his full name diary, don’t you know?) is going to more than get his for being such a twat to me on the set and treating me like I’m some dumb bimbo. I’ll get them both back for that but first I have a few things I need to do to save my reputation and make sure people remember what a hot piece of ass I am.
You know me better than anyone diary and you know how much I love it that people think I’m hot and want to fuck me. You know how wet it makes my pussy to dream of all those cocks out there getting hard from people horny to fuck Megan Fox. I love thinking of teen boys getting their first fucking hard ons dreaming of a blowjob from me or married dads looking at my tight ass in movies and wanting to fuck me and not their wives and even dirty old men popping their Viagra and drooling over my big tits. And that’s not even getting to the horny girls out there who would happily to lesbo in a second for a chance to taste my cunt!
That was why I was pissed off about Transformers. Not just because Michael is a dick and Shia is a shit. It’s because they dared think some bimbo Victoria’s Secret model is hotter than Megan Fucking Fox! I’ll show them who’s hotter. Rosie Huntington Whiteley isn’t even good enough to sniff my thongs. I’ll show everyone who the sexiest bitch in town is!!!
I knew I had to get a good buzz going around my name. And I knew I wasn’t going to be able to do it with a husband breathing down my neck and always asking me where I was going and who I was seeing and why I smelled like sweat and cum when I got back. I needed to wait until David was out of town and then I could put my plan into action.
So when David went off this past weekend I got right to work. I knew exactly what I was going to do and how I was going to do it. I was going to make sure that everyone who went to see Transformers would remember there was no slut hotter than me. So I looked up online where the busiest movie theaters were that were showing it and how close they were to my house. So I drove out to the mall first and found the huge movie theater showing Transformers. Most of the people on the line were either kids or geeks but finally I spied a really cute guy there on line and when I saw he had a friend with him I knew I had scored.
I didn’t hesitate. I went right up for them and told them I could show them something better than Transformers 3. I thought they were going to pass out when they recognized me but fortunately they didn’t and they just nodded their heads when I whispered to them that I wanted them to take me back to their place so I could give them the time of their lives. I knew no movie could ever compete with the chance to fuck me and by the time I was done with them, Rose Whatsername and Transformers were the last things on their mind. I was so happy I had found such cute guys and diary let me tell you, their cocks were huge.
I made sure they were only thinking about me and not some dumb movie as they double fucked me. I loved feeling those dicks in my cunt and ass at the same time. I hadn’t gotten double fucked in like a week and that’s an eternity for me diary. I let them slam my pussy and my butt together and then had them pull out and blast their loads all over my big titties! Oooooh fuck! I loved feeling that hot cum drip off my tits, especially when I sucked those soft cocks into my mouth to taste my pussy and my ass all over them. Yummy!
The best part was that I knew they would go and tell all their buddies what a hot slut I was and that Rosie no way could ever compete with me. But I wanted more. So I left those two hunks behind and went out to find me some more studs. I drove around to another theater and found this cute couple out on a date. Now diary, you know I love cock AND pussy better than anyone and I decided this couple would have a way more fun date in a slutty threesome with me than seeing the dumb movie. So I walked right up to him and kissed the big titted blonde slut right on the lips in front of her boyfriend. I didn’t say hello or introduce myself or anything. I just went up and jammed my tongue into her mouth and of course they were fucking putty in my hands after that.
I took them back to my place this time so I could dress up a little slutty for them. I know that bitch Rosie would never look as good in a full body stocking like I would and I had that couple drooling for me when I sauntered out in my dirty little whore’s outfit with my big tits hanging out and a whole in the crotch for my wet pussy to be exposed. Ooooh I don’t know if that couple had ever done a threesome before but if they hadn’t I made them into slutty swingers for sure. I licked her twat in front of her boyfriend and even jammed my tongue up her tasty little asshole while he jacked off. Mmmmm and then he fucked me so good and I had her tongue lapping at my cunt and his dick. Nothing like a girl tongue and a big fat dick all at once to really get me off!
Ooooh diary, I was having so much fucking fun and I loved knowing that not only was I keeping people from seeing the movie, but I was making sure they knew I was the hottest fucking piece of ass in Hollywood. That’s what I wanted more than anything and the more they all told their friends how hot I am and the more people get turned on thinking about me, the more it makes my pussy drool!
I was so horny even after draining that sexy slut and stud dry so I knew I had to get more. So I hit one more screening of the movie and I wanted to go out with a bang…literally! Threesomes are fucking awesome, diary, but I wanted more cock and more cum! Mmmmm I went to a third theater and found three hot guys waiting on line and they looked so fucking hot. I didn’t even bother getting out of there with them. I just dragged them into the bathroom and let them fuck me there. We blocked the door to keep anyon from interrupting us and I let them gangbang the shit out of me.
I had one cock going right up my ass while another was in my cunt and a third one right in my slutty mouth. Then I would have them switch around so I would taste my cunt and my ass and make sure the cocks covered in my spit would stuff my holes up good. Oooooh it was so fucking good and then I kneeled down in front of them and let them jack off onto my face and tits so they could cover me in sticky, hot cum!
I made sure it was long enough that they missed the movie. So score another victory for Megan Fox and another loss for Douchebag Bay.
Mmmmmmm I loved knowing how I had blown their minds and their cocks and how hot and horny they were all going to be for me from now on. They wouldn’t accept some second rate model when they could have me. That’s for fucking sure! But I didn’t stop there diary. There hadn’t been a good rumor about me in a while and I really wanted to turn some people on so they’d be getting hard whenever they heard my name.
So since David is still out of town I’m going to seduce that sweet little hottie Emma Stone everyone’s raving about. Once people hear that we’re dirty lesbos with each other they’ll be coming in their pants when they hear my name. I’m going to turn that hot little bitch into my own personal slut even if I have to fist her young cunt to do it! You know I will diary. When I want something, I fucking get it! So I’m going to get that girl and make sure everyone knows we’re lapping at each other’s twats.
Ta ta for now diary. I’ll let you know how it goes when I turn that sexy cutie into my cunt lapping whore. I know you love the details and I love to fucking tell you all.