Note: The following is a parody. It is completely fictional and while it refers to real people and events, it is entirely a fictional representation. It is not meant to be viewed as a real magazine. The actions and photos included are all fakes.
“Someone once asked me how difficult it was to be both funny and sexy and I told him that funny was easy, it’s walking around with tits like these that’s so hard.”
Granted when we look at Kat Dennings nude right here in the pages of Celebrities Illustrated we don’t really have to wonder at how difficult it must be for her to walk around with gorgeous, natural double D breasts. We’re just happy to appreciate the view, but in addition to being beautiful, Kat is both hilarious and honest and that’s one of the reasons she’s become so popular.
Because it’s not just her beauty that’s made her famous. It’s her tart, sexy sarcasm and her tendency to shoot from the hop and say exactly what’s on her mind. It’s allowed her to steal scenes in movies like Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist, The 40 Year-Old Virgin and The House Bunny and it’s got her bringing big laughs amongst the super hero shenanigans in Thor and Thor: The Dark World, which is currently bringing in big money at the box office.
So if you’re thinking that a sense of humor and a sharp tongue with a body like hers would make for one hell of a dangerously sexy woman, then you are absolutely right. Kat is the whole package with humor, honesty and hotness. It’s no wonder we’ve had so many requests to get Kat Dennings naked in our pages. The people want to see her even if she’s not quite convinced why.
“The truth is I don’t even think I’m that hot,” Kat declares. “I look at all the girls in your magazine and I’m shocked that you wanted me to be in here. Hell, I look at the girls I act with and I can’t believe it. I’ve been with girls like Emma Stone and Beth Behrs and Anna Faris and hell I know I’d rather see them or Natalie Portman naked than me. Who cares about seeing huge tits and a big, juicy ass naked? Who wants to see that shit?”
When we ask Kat if she’s messing with us when she says that, the smile on her face give it all away. Kat is sexy and she knows it. And it’s a good thing too because her sexiness mixes together perfectly to form a comic force that has people watching her smash hit Monday night sitcom 2 Broke Girls in droves. In the middle of its third season it’s not exactly a critics darling, but the misadventures of two waitresses trying to pursue their dreams of owning a successful cupcake shop sure has a lot of viewers.
“People analyze the show like we’re trying to be something like Breaking Bad or even something like Sex and the City,” Kat says about the show’s critics. “People need to relax. We’re just out there trying to have fun and give people something to laugh about. Is the show rude? Yeah but that’s the fun part and I always find it interesting that people will watch a show like Entourage with a bunch of guys acting like entitled assholes and it’s all ‘Boys will be boys’ but if a girl says a dirty joke suddenly everyone’s passing out. Not cool!”
Kat certainly has a point and it’s one we love to explore further, especially as she keeps on posing for us in her birthday suit. The vision of Kat Dennings stripped down is one we’re happy to enjoy when she’s got everything going for her like she does with a smart mouth, a wicked wit and a beautiful body working together to create what might be the ultimate woman.