It’s Fakes of the Week and imaginations run wild as daring twists for our naked celebrities are numerous. Can Selena Gomez or Anne Hathaway beat out Megan Fox to be number one? 8-18-12

It’s funny how things work sometimes when it comes to your expectations. Here we are in the middle of the dog days of August as summer starts to slip away and fall is right around the corner. We’d expect this to be a dead period around here as everyone gets in the last bits of their summer vacations and recharges their batteries. And maybe that’s playing with our expectations because this is the second week in a row where we didn’t realize just how good things were until we took a look at the whole picture. With four big updates to Celebrity Pass there were hundreds of new nude celebrity fake pictures loaded to the site this week but at first we thought it was a slow week. We didn’t think there were a lot of top contenders. But when the panel looked at all our entrants we found ourselves staring at, instead of at a deficit, a huge surplus as we had more than 40 contenders that deserved consideration for the top 10 Fakes of the Week. That was quite a happy surprise. And now the surprise for you is seeing who will be number one. Will it be a slutty Megan Fox threesome? A wild and geeky Selena Gomez nude? Or a chance to drool over succulent young Debby Ryan’s ass? You’re not going to know until you read on…

Like last week, we didn’t expect the competition to be so hot and heavy. Our expectation was that this was a slow week. So imagine how shocked we were when we saw a contenders list chock full of nasty, hot celebrity sex action that had a lot of diversity to it. Not only were there classic celebrity nudes but also steamy, slutty sex fakes of celebrities engaging in all kinds of delicious perversity. Plus there were our classic girls who seem to get in every week and a nice mix of beautiful women not usually in the spotlight getting their time to shine. And because of that, some fakes fell just short, like some great Victoria Justice nude fakes and a wild shot of Olivia Wilde naked where she’s hardly a blushing bride as well as a fun step by step breakdown of how to make an Alison Mack fake nude picture. All of these were good, but the ones in our countdown were better and now you can see for yourself.

10) Katy Perry. Some of our favorite fakes are ones that mix a gorgeous nude celebrity with some fun, playful humor. We’re not talking mean spirited humor, but rather a fun little joke that we can relate to. So this fake of Katy sending a little “love note” to her ex-husband Russell Brand gets this countdown really started right. Now if you’re Russell and the last thing you want is to see Katy Perry nude and be reminded that you are never, ever going to be able to fuck that hot body again that’s not really all that funny. However, for the rest of us, we can get quite a chuckle out of it while also staring at Katy’s big tits and the rest of her sexy naked body. And this is especially nice to see this week since she is in the news for visiting a water park and having a bit of a bikini problem. So the pictures of Katy Perry’s wardrobe malfunction and her beautiful bare ass are all over and a fake like this really hits the spot since it portrays her body well and does it with imagination and wit. We can smile as we stare and that’s an excellent combination.

Now this was one of two pictures that used the image of Katy Perry naked and flashing the world her goods for our amusement and you can see both of them in our archives here, but this is by far the better one. The one with just her flashing had no text to it and it was a sexy image, but the text very much enhances everything here, giving us a fake divorce decree and a nasty note from Katy reminding him that her body is now off limits. The credit here all goes to the artist Prismatic for doing one that’s got wit and imagination (doing it as a note and decree is a great idea and really ties into current events very well) and for showing off her body in such a sexy fashion. We don’t recall seeing this artist’s work here on the site before but we’re going to be looking for it now because this is a tremendous work and one we really enjoyed on multiple levels.

9) Megan Fox and Kim Kardashian. Now we had really been trying to avoid ties lately since it allows us a crutch to fall back on and keeps us from making the tough decisions about what really are the best Fakes of the Week. What’s the point of making it a top 10 list when we can easily expand it at our will? But we have to make exceptions and this week, to get all the worthy fakes in, we had to have not one, but two ties. And this is the first one of them and these two fit together perfectly because while they are by different artists, showing different celebrities and different forms of the classic threesome, they both are unified by showing notorious celebrity women naked and in raunchy situations. And while some other fakes had images of crystal clear clarity and these two aren’t nearly as strong, they overcome that by being hot as hell and showing us raunchy sex involving gorgeous women that may not be artistically perfect, but give us the kind of arousing images we like to see. We can talk all the time about perfect pictures and imagination and artistic vision, but this is porn and it’s supposed to be hot. These two images fit the bill perfectly.

Starting out here with Megan Fox naked and in a wild two guys threesome, we really have something hot and steamy going on here. Megan may be married now and have a baby on the way, but she took pains early in her career to paint a wild child, sexy image in her interviews and it has stuck. So would you in any way be surprised if you found out Megan had once been fucked by two guys? You would not be and this fake really plays right into that image and uses our expectations of Megan to create something hot and raw. The source image itself is quite well done from the cock in her hand to the cum dripping out of her fucked asshole. And the artist, who unfortunately is not identified, does a solid job of putting a famous twist in there to make it seem like it’s Megan Fox nude and doing something very raunchy. And speaking of raunch and fame, there’s our Kim Kardashian nude. And once again it’s all about playing off a reputation. Kim is known for doing anything to be noticed and for her big ass and of course she uses that ass to get noticed. So we shouldn’t be at all shocked when an artist uses Kim Kardashian’s ass so well and this threesome is just dirty sex perfection. The choice of body type for Kim is right on the money and seeing that cock smothered by those two big ass cheeks makes it seem like it really could be Kim. Plus we love a good two girls a guy threesome and this one puts that action together extremely well, making it hot and slutty and a lot of fun. It’s just too bad that this is another one without an artist’s signature on it.

8 ) Carmen Electra and Amy Smart. It’s not as famous or as well liked as some of the other wild comedy movies that came out within the last decade, but the reboot a few years back of the old 1970’s action cop show Starsky & Hutch as a comedy starring Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn (directed by the dude to did the Hangover movies) is a movie we hold in high regard around here. Not only is it funny as hell but it has that great threesome scene where we get two gorgeous celebrity women kissing. So for nothing else the Starsky & Hutch Carmen Electra and Amy Smart make out scene makes it an instant classic. And today that pairing gets taken to the next level with an awesome fake of the two of them showing off their tits after cheerleading practice in a scene we badly wish had been in the actual movie. Not only does the artist do a great job showing off the fake bare tits but also reminds us just how good the two of them looked doing a lesbian make out scene.

Now seeing Carmen Electra nude is nothing new since we’ve seen her in Playboy many wonderful times and Amy Smart’s nude scenes have been fun too. But seeing them like this in a movie they weren’t naked in really works well and it’s done in such a fun, sexy way that we can’t help but enjoy it. It builds on the good memories we have of them kissing to make it extra hot to see them topless We wish we could thank the artist but the sad truth is none of us could read his signature since it came across a bit blurry and, to be honest, we were distracted by Carmen and Amy’s tits. But this is really an outstanding job. We suspect this is not a new fake but rather a classic one being reposted, the movie is several years old after all, but it’s new to us and we get a real kick out of it. It’s sexy and fun and great to look at.

7) Naya Rivera and Dianna Agron. To those who visit this website and also never miss an episode of Glee, this great fake is for you. One would think there isn’t that much of a crossover, but on the other hand we do get fairly regularly new fakes of Lea Michele nude and Dianna Agron naked is always a popular topic around here. So there may be more mutual fans than one might think. But whatever crossover there is, it doesn’t change that this is a great fake of some lesbian fun straight from our TV sets. Now new episodes of Glee are coming soon and it doesn’t appear that Dianna will be a part of them, which is a sad thing because she’s so very, very hot, but at least we will always have fakes like this to remember her and it also gives a chance for sexy Latina Naya Rivera to be nude and sexy and get some fakes of her own. She is very unrepresented on this site and with several additions for her this week, hopefully that’s changing and we hope when it does change we get a lot more like this.

On Glee, Naya Rivera’s Santana is a lesbian and this works extra well, especially because any straight male who’s ever watched the show and claims they haven’t thought about those sexy cheerleaders fucking each other in a lesbian orgy is absolutely lying. And since we can’t see the face of the blonde licking Naya’s pussy and getting fucked by Dianna it’s so very easy to imagine it’s sexy Heather Morris nude and licking because she plays Naya’s girlfriend on the show and has that same lean body type. Even if that wasn’t the artist’s intention, it still works perfectly and gives us a chance to take the hot, horny image here and make it even sexier. The threesome action here is really tremendous and this is one the best purely lesbian fakes we’ve seen in a long time. The credit for that goes to the artist, identified here as Hugi, who really takes what is most appealing about Glee and makes it sexy, taking perfect faces and good body types and bringing it all together for some hot, wild action.

6) Stana Katic and Julianne Moore. Here we have our second tie of the day and it’s another good one. Like we said, we try to avoid ties, but it was impossible here since both of these fakes demanded inclusion and we need to encourage more excellent work like this about gorgeous women like this. And since both of these fakes are of a similar theme and both of these fakes feature women we don’t ordinarily see on this countdown, we couldn’t bear to cut either one of them. Now here they both are for everyone to enjoy and appreciate the idea that there doesn’t always have to be a ton of action in it. Sometimes you just need a beautiful woman touching herself and these fakes certainly have it, giving us Oscar nominated (and soon to be Emmy winner) Julianne Moore nude and very sensual and a great look at Castle star Stana Katic naked and looking way better (i.e. more naked) than she ever does on ABC’s hit mystery romance show. In both of these fakes, the focus is only on how amazing their bodies is and that’s a testament not just to them but how well the artists represent them. You can see it in so many of the works posted here but a lot of artists can be lazy and just slap something together, call it a fake celebrity nude and then head off to lunch. Not here. Here the artists take the time, get the details right and create something eye catching and memorable.

Start with Stana. We’ve been seeing a spike in Stana Katic nude pictures lately and we can’t blame them since Castle is hotter than ever and so is she. There were actually a few posted this week of her that we really liked but this one was clearly the best. Look at all the details the artist, Cheshire Cat (whom we have been impressed with in the past) gets right. Not only is the source material chosen wisely to give us the right kind of pose, but the artist gets a body type that matches Stana’s very well and the facial expression is ideal for a picture like this. We want to believe these kinds of pictures are real and this fake doesn’t do anything to make us think it’s not. It’s raunchy (thanks to her spreading herself like that) but it’s also beautiful and we really were impressed here. The Julianne Moore naked fake is a little more sensual and that works perfectly for Julianne’s mature, MILF body. It makes excellent use of what a fine, natural beauty Julianne has with that red hair and those fuck me eyes. Plus since there have been so many Julianne Moore nude scenes in movies (remember her lingering full frontal bush shot in Short Cuts?) that we know that body well and here the artist, billed here as vp, takes what we know and raises the game. It’s a very sexy photo to begin with and making it seem like Julianne makes it even better. Good work for both.

5) Emma Watson. Speaking of beautiful women, how about another excellent Emma Watson nude fake? This website is full of them, as you well know, but this is another one that can’t help but stand out, even with all the competition. Anyone who reads this countdown regularly will know that perhaps no celebrity inspires our best artists quite like Emma. And the competition an artist faces when using her as a subject isn’t just against all the other celebrities who are added to the site each week, but to all the other Emma Watson fake nude pictures we get. This is another fake where the artist wisely keeps things simple. When you have a gorgeous, nude celebrity you don’t need bells and whistles. You just need to present the beautiful woman in all her glory and do it in a way that we can truly believe in the illusion. That’s exactly what’s happening here. We’re not worried about how they did it. We’re just glad we get to look at Emma Watson naked and this one is particularly done well.

We already saw Prismatic in this countdown thanks to that great Katy Perry fake, but they’re back here with this even better one of Emma. The smile on her face is so gorgeous and stunning that it almost distracts from the fantasy of seeing this beauty’s bare breasts. Prismatic does such a great job of getting the right face to make it look like a beautiful, erotic nude. No one’s being taken advantage of here, it seems to say. Emma is choosing to bare her breasts in such an uninhibited way. She wants us to see what has previously been hidden. That’s a mood we can all enjoy and Prismatic really does a bang up job here. In both of the nudes they have on the countdown you can see time, effort and love went into these creations. A lot of reasons why people write or create in celebrity smut is that they know that no one else will put together the vision they have in their head like they will and that’s what leads to real time being invested in something. This is a labor of love and it shows and we hope to see a lot more from Prismatic.

4) Elizabeth Mitchell, Anne Hathaway and Anna Faris. Well it had been a while since we had seen a Fitta fake on the countdown and that’s way too long for our tastes. Fortunately they are back and with something right up to their usual standard with a fake that gives us Lost and V star Elizabeth Mitchell nude and being a dirty little slut, much to our delight. Plus as a bonus we also get their unique representations of Anne Hathaway and Anna Faris and while Elizabeth is the spotlight girl here, these two certainly get to be enjoyed in a very Fitta Magazine kind of way as we get a twist on the classic “foreign girls want to fuck you” ads we see in magazines of ill repute. In Fitta’s point of view we have American girls who are eager to suck and fuck and one only wonders just how it could be possible to get Anne and Anna as mail order brides (and would it even be one if they go from one part of America to another?). Of course all of that needn’t be questioned in the wonderful alternate universe that is Fitta. We just need to enjoy what they do because they do it so very well.

For those of you joining us late, Fitta Magazine is an alternate universe, if you will, where celebrity women are not movies and television or music stars in the traditional sense. No, in this universe the famous women are all porn stars who love to be escorts on the side and their ability take on a gangbang and fuck as many men (or women) as possible is celebrated like any other celebrity accomplishment could be. Now it’s Elizabeth Mitchell’s turn to be naked and treated like a porn star and Fitta is more than up to the task. Not only do we get a sexy image that’s skillfully done and makes us lust for more, but we also get creative and arousing text to go with it where we hear about their pornographic exploits and envision the kinds of scenes. Here Elizabeth is doing lesbian porn and also appearing in movies like Anal Love Story 4 and it is all perfectly done. We’ve missed having these fakes as well as the celebrity twists on porno magazines we hope there’s a lot more from Fitta coming soon.

3) Selena Gomez. Before we talked about the importance of bringing wit into a good fake celebrity nude and this is a perfect example of it. Well done fake nudes are always welcome here but when you are able to really invest some imagination and good humor then you have something absolutely special. We got a taste of that with Katy Perry in the very beginning and right here we have something that is even better as it marries the desire we all have to see Selena Gomez nude and marries it to our love of Star Wars in the kinkiest and most imaginable way. (Actually it’s not quite kinkiest since we also have some background images of willing sluts serving Chewbacca and that’s just a touch kinkier than fucking a robot). We can’t say enough good things about this fake. It has so much imagination here and it could easily have gone wrong in so many ways. But it doesn’t. In fact it goes very, very right and we end up with a real treat of a fake. Alas we don’t know this artist’s name but we love their style because it takes things that people on the Internet love, sexy, naked women and Star Wars, and combines it into something as delightful as that first time someone realized chocolate and peanut butter go together.

Here we don’t know what’s cooler. Selena Gomez naked or all the cool Star Wars stuff. (We also have the third awesome thing as Justin Bieber gets insulted as well). Not only is sexy Selea being fucked by R2-D2 and a light saber style dildo but she seems to be absolutely love it and we have everyone from Darth Vader to Yoda to Jar Jar Binks looking on. It’s a sci fi nerds wet dream and we get to see it all in this glorious and really accomplished image. This could have been a train wreck of references and in jokes that went bad, but instead it all works thanks to how hard the artist worked to make this look good. This fake really has it all and Selena looks so good getting fucked like that, her mouth open in an O of delight. This fake is pure fun, done with style and imagination and wit and absolute skill. Well done all around.

2) Debby Ryan. Speaking of well done, this might be the best fake yet we’ve had of one of the current face of the Disney Channel. As women like Selena and Miley Cyrus move onto bigger and better things, it’s up to women like Bridgit Mendler and Debby to take over and bring in new fans as well as entertain perverts like us that crave the sexy teens on those shows and imagine them getting very, very dirty. These days Debby is the woman everyone wants a piece of at Disney Channel and it’s very easy to see why as we stare at this amazing Debby Ryan nude picture. In real life she is supposed to be a very conservative, religious girl but in the hands of our skilled artists she is a gorgeous nude mode, showing off her body and letting us see what a round, perfect ass she has. This high quality image may well be the best one we have of her on the site and the credit for that is thanks to the artist billed here as jwhang.

This is yet another case where simple is better. Imagination is great, as we have seen, but sometimes what is simples is what works best. Here we can just drink in the sight of Debby Ryan naked and this especially works for her because the nudity is relatively innocent. She’s posed provocatively, obviously, and we can all dream we’re seeing Debby Ryan’s ass. But since it’s not her in a double penetration or Disney girl anal sex it’s nothing that makes us think “Wow, Debby would never do that.” Innocence is such a huge part of her appeal that this work by jwhang enhances it and uses it to the betterment of the fake. It’s really an absolutely outstanding nude. Debby looks so good the artist took the time to get it right. In any other week this one might even have been number one, but instead we went for something a little different and little wilder as we give the Fake of the Week honors too…

1) Kate Beckinsale. Now this one is seriously original. When Total Recall came out and she plays and ass kicking baddie with a great body, we expected a new surge of fakes for Kate, but this one took us by surprise. Normally we love the idea of Kate Beckinsale nude and there were several good ones this week loaded to the site, but this one is both sexy and disturbing at the same time, reimaging this gorgeous Hollywood star as a robot and a pleasure bot to boot. This is a dizzying vision created by an artist named Xcaliber and we cannot take our eyes off it. We never expected to see something like this and it’s simply stunning. It’s a sci fi twist on one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood and it’s a little scary to see her like that, but it’s also imaginative and daring and very sexy at the same time. It’s a brilliant idea brought to utter perfect execution and design. It’s the one that we knew we had to honor because for a flight of fancy it is executed with remarkable precision.

Sometimes imagination isn’t always a good thing. Too much of a flight of fancy can end up distracting from celebrity nudity, where the focus should be. It’s a very thin line though and this fake straddles it so well. It takes things just far enough to be unique and clever without going over the top to the point where the eroticism is lost. In this fake though the uniqueness of it is not a distraction but rather an enhancement. In creating the robot effect, it could have made the image look not at all like Kate, but instead it’s like a new Kate, a more dangerous, but also sexier version of her. And since one of those Hollywood questions seems to be “Why doesn’t Kate Beckinsale seem to age?” it’s actually an interesting theory. This is just an absolutely magnificent image. Bold ideas don’t always work but thanks to Xcalbiber’s eye for detail and careful craftsmanship it not only works, it works so well that no other celebrity fake could keep up with it. It’s a most deserving winner and will really stand out as not just best of this week, but amongst the best of the year.