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This just in…Kristen Stewart is a cheating slut and O’Really has the (fake) nudes as proof! 7-25-12

July 25, 2012

Kristen Stewart cheating scandal!!!
O’Really is back and with some red hot XXX-clusive news!  The updates guy may think that O’Really is delirious and hallucinating and he might be right since O’Really is right now looking directly at what appears to be a fire breathing dragon flipping through a copy of Juggs while on the subway, but that doesn’t matter. This time O’Really has scoop and it’s REAL scoop.  Yes it’s out and the word is confirmed!  Kristen Stewart is a slut!  She is a dirty, cheating little ho who sleeps around and gets off on it.  Think O’Really is lying?  He’s not, the word came out today from Kristen herself and O’Really is merely presenting the fake nude pictures to make the news extra juicy.

Yes proving that even a stopped clock can be right twice a day one of those sleazy Hollywood tabloids (which are not at all as moral and upstanding as your buddy O’Really) apparently had proof that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson, who is not only her co-star in those Twilight movies that O’Really loves…he means loathes…loahthes…but her real life boyfriend as well. Apparently Kristen Stewart fucked the director of her Snow White and the Huntsman movie even though he’s married and the tabloid had enough proof that she admitted it today, saying she was really, really sorry for being a total cheating ho.

But O’Really doesn’t think she should be sorry. O’Really thinks she should embrace her sluttiness and start fucking lots of other men (and women).  These Kristen Stewart nude fakes shouldn’t just be a fantasy for people like all of you visiting Celebrity Pass for O’Really’s super special XXX clusive reports. They should also be a guide for how she can be a nasty, dirty little slut, giving out hot blow jobs, begging for anal sex and even getting cum blasted all over her pretty face.  See the truth is Kristen is kind of emotionless in all of her public appearances so being a total dirty slut can only help her develop an actual personality!

So it sure seems that Kristen is sorry and we don’t know what this means for her relationship with Edward…we mean Robert…other than it will make things kind of awkward when Breakinf Bad Part 2: Electric Boogaloo comes out later this year. Besides, O’Really has always been on Team Jacob anyway.  So this scandal actually works out great for us because it gives us an excuse to not only talk about real news for once but it gives us the chance to post up all these Kristen Stewart naked pictures for the whole world to see!

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